Happy New Year’s to all my favourite/favorite hockey idiots. I hope you enjoy some ‘strange brews’ tonight and some ‘canadian bacon’ for breakfast.

Have fun, be safe, see you next year.

Note: For the record, non-Canadian hockey fans are honorary Canadians for the purpose of this song. Ya bunch ‘a HOSERS!

Weird Al Yankovic Canadian Idiot Lyrics

Alt title: Canadian Idiot (Parody of “American Idiot")

Don’t want to be a Canadian idiot

Dont want to be some beer swillin’ hockey nut
and do I look like some frost bitten hosehead
I never learned my alphabet from A
to Zed

They all live on donuts and moose meat
and they leave the house without packin’ heat
never even bring their guns to the mall
and you know what else is too funny
their stupid monopoly money
can’t take ‘em seriously at all

Well maple syrup and snow’s what they export
they treat curling just like it’s a real sport
they think their silly accent is so cute
can’t understand a thing they’re talking aboot